"So Gay"

1. Finals are SO GAY.

Uhm... no, they actually aren't. They don't have a sexual preference.

2. Dude, waiting until marriage is SO GAY.

Uh, it's a choice people make based on their personal experience and beliefs. Believe it or not, sex isn't the only fun thing people can do. I know, weird, right? Also, we're children still. We don't have the ability to give consent- just remember that next time you jump into bed with someone, "adult" by your location's standards or not. There's plenty of time for that, why don't you enjoy the time you have now that you don't have to spend worrying about bills and payments. Be a kid, you can grow up when you have to, but be a kid while you can. You'll regret not having this time.

3. You like My Little Pony? That's SO GAY.

My Little Pony is universally regarded as a lovely story about ponies and their lives. Maybe it's a bit strange for a thirty two year old man to watch My Little Pony with his free time, but that just means he's in touch with his feminine side.

4. You like Harry Potter enough to write songs about it? That's SO GAY.

It's funny because you love football enough to spend hours trading players on your fantasy, as in NOT REAL, and you don't see me judging. Hey, have fun with that! It's all good!

SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

Oh. My. Goodness.
Seriously.

Okay. Here we go.

If you're on Facebook, you know how many pictures post every day. I like to think it's because we all know that we often skip over the text and look for the pictures.

BUT WHEN YOU POST A PICTURE, CHECK THE FREAKING BACKGROUND.

It's really not that difficult. I swear...

If you take a picture in a place where things you don't want people to see, CHECK THE BACKGROUND. Even if it's just your bedroom, you know you left a freaking neon pink bra on the floor the other day and, while everyone else will love it, COLLEGES MIGHT SEE THAT BRA. YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FUTURE COLLEGE SEEING THAT.
On the same note, when you take a picture in your bathroom, it's only slightly embarrassing for that cute boy you just friended to see your deodorant, but that tampon on the counter? Yeah. Don't do that.

Also. Check to make sure you can't see through or down your shirt. SERIOUSLY. I've known girls who have accidentally posted pictures where you could see down their shirts, and then they've had to delete their profiles. SERIOUSLY.

ALSO. DON'T TAKE PICTURES IN PUBLIC LOCKER ROOMS. JUST DON'T. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY.

Okay? Okay.

So how was your day?

Forever and Always,
Rex