FIRE! (Or I guess not)

Originally this was going to be about a Vlogbrothers joke, but I decided this was going to be a post where I just start typing and see where it goes.
You might have noticed that I do this a lot.
This post, I've decided, will come in 4 Parts.
Part 1: Show Her the Strength of Your Love
Just a lesson for you boy, (I'd say plural, but Mac is the only boy who reads this), giving a girl a diamond necklace from a store that is selling it for 5X what it's worth shows her the strength of your love. So this Christmas, instead of making her a gift even though that's what she obviously wants (I have decided that I like homemade gifts more then others when they come from friends. Lexi and Cami know this.) she will truly know how much you love her. Because the only thing that will make a girl love you. Okay, I honestly think that guys shouldn't rely so much on Jewelry. Because girls (like me) don't think Jewelry makes a difference in a relationship because people don't need to put thought into jewelry, but thought is required to make a gift. So there! (I'm watching TV. It was a commercial) (also know most wives don't want watches either.)