Nick C*****, This One's For You

It's not Friday!
Wow, you finally figured out how to tell your days of the week apart from each other!
Are you calling yourself incompetent.
No! I've known how to tell the days of the week apart since I could talk. I just didn't want to share my knowledge.
Just think of how much I would've benefited from you sharing all those things you know.
Oh, like that 80% of the left handed people who die every year die from using products designed for right handed people?
That's not true.
I guess we'll never know.

In case you really are curious, that's not true. This blog contain three parts: Part 1) The Corn. Part 2) The title.. Part 3) Gym Class.