"So Gay"

1. Finals are SO GAY.

Uhm... no, they actually aren't. They don't have a sexual preference.

2. Dude, waiting until marriage is SO GAY.

Uh, it's a choice people make based on their personal experience and beliefs. Believe it or not, sex isn't the only fun thing people can do. I know, weird, right? Also, we're children still. We don't have the ability to give consent- just remember that next time you jump into bed with someone, "adult" by your location's standards or not. There's plenty of time for that, why don't you enjoy the time you have now that you don't have to spend worrying about bills and payments. Be a kid, you can grow up when you have to, but be a kid while you can. You'll regret not having this time.

3. You like My Little Pony? That's SO GAY.

My Little Pony is universally regarded as a lovely story about ponies and their lives. Maybe it's a bit strange for a thirty two year old man to watch My Little Pony with his free time, but that just means he's in touch with his feminine side.

4. You like Harry Potter enough to write songs about it? That's SO GAY.

It's funny because you love football enough to spend hours trading players on your fantasy, as in NOT REAL, and you don't see me judging. Hey, have fun with that! It's all good!